If you’re reading this, you’re a hot person—no doubt about it. What’s not to love about the Carhartt beanie crowning your dome, or the the copy of The Will to Change under your armpit? Two Roman emperor thumbs way up, king. But there is one area in which you need some guidance, and it’s crucial in helping you read better, sleep better, and bone better in the new year. You need a swole new bedside lamp, and you need it STAT. 

The best bedside lamps should bring warmth and relaxation to your daily bedchamber endeavors, from reading to romping to winding down for that REM cycle ride. (Overhead lights = reserved for hospitals and Target.) You deserve to live in a cozy Vermeer painting, or feel like a titmouse in its toasty woodland hovel, sipping an oat milk latte beside the glow of a Murano glass-inspired mushroom lamp while it rains outside.  Halloween Party Stuff

Whether you want a touch lamp, a Noguchi-esque lamp , or this saucy 80s Pierrot pondering his orb (!!), we’ve whittled down the best bedside lamps for every pleasure and price range. 

The people have spoken , and declared that mushroom decor will continue to spore its swag all over 2023 design aesthetics. One of the most effortless and chic ways to incorporate a shroom’s curvaceous, ~organic~ silhouette into your home is with a 1970s Murano glass-inspired mushroom lamp; the glass gives off a gauzy, amber glow that’s perfect for reading and making out. 

Riffing on the OG Murano mushroom lamp design, West Elm’s ribbed glass table lamp is a unique take on the classic, and a consistent bestseller from the site; it comes in four different colorways, including three warmer shades and a calming, robin’s egg blue. 

Once you’ve experienced the joy of a cordless bedside lamp, it’s hard to go back to a life of dangling and tangling cords. This amber mushroom lamp is not only super affordable and cordless, but it can operate on a timer, which means you can waddle home from the bar with your boo for the night, and already have the lights dimmed to MacDaddy Swag-levels of romance.  

This shroom lamp is a breeze. The cordless, a three-level touch lamp is a more contemporary-Japandi take on the OG mushroom lamp, and it’s so lightweight that one Amazon reviewer writes that it’s portable. “We took it outdoors a few times for dinner.” 

Think of the über popular Alien bedside lamp as a mushroom lamp with legs. It’s a bestseller on Amazon that has a little more height, which can be helpful if you want more direct/targeted light when your reading. 

Isamu Noguchi ’s iconic Akari paper lamps are having a design renaissance, because 1) they go with nearly EVERY kind of decor, whether you’re an MCM minimalist or a 70s maximalist, and 2) the rice paper shade gives off a uniquely ambient glow. We’ve whittled down our favorite Japanese rice paper and Noguchi-inspired lamps—or “light sculptures,” as Noguchi called them—in the VICE guide to Noguch’ lamps, but these two delicate nightstand blobs from Amazon deserve a dedicated  shoutout; they’re dead ringers for a piece by the late artist, and cost far less than this $2,500 archive Akari on 1stDibs .    

If it’s divine design inspiration you seek, look no further than archive IKEA catalogs and Instagram accounts that pay homage to the GOAT of affordable Nordic decor. No shade to present-day IKEA, but the Swedish behemoth absolutely decimated the competition with minimalist designs that still managed to feel whimsical, such as these vintage cloud and mushroom lamps. 

You can even find contemporary bedside IKEA lamps (including some Noguchi doppelgangers ) on Amazon, such as this energy efficient Svallet lamp, for under $25. 

The culture has been edging Frasurbane decor ever since Y2K aesthetics came back in vogue, and 90s squiggle lamps are one of its best ambassadors. These curvaceous lamps have pleated shades that we’re actually excited about (most lampshades = snooze city). Plus, you can angle them in whatever direction you please. Position it on your nightstand or your Eames recliner , and let the Frasier episodes rip.  

Maybe you dream about converting an old penny factory into a ceramics studio, or perhaps you’ve taken up weaving to make yourself a new, monochromatic capsule wardrobe. If so, congrats: you’re probably a Brotalist , and your patron saint, Ricardo Bofill, would likely approve of this stately marble bedside lamp from West Elm . 

Here’s what you do: Put a Brutalist lamp in one color so people know you’re a creative and a tough guy, and a wood or rattan lamp in another corner so they know you want forehead kisses. This woven bamboo lamp looks like it costs thrice as much as its roughly $30 price tag, and will pair perfectly with just about anything.

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